Hitchhikin’ Ho With Massive Tits
therefore you’re driving along on a dusty gravel route, minding your own business and contemplating how good it would be to get your penis sucked once all of a sudden you spy a smokin’ raging whore upwards ahead. The closer you get, the larger her tits get, and you start to realize that she’s clothed upwards alike common hooker. Then you realize that she’s a common hooker. Is this a huge titted mirage? Is this big breasted ball-drainer a figment of your screwing kinky imagination? No, she’s real. And her overactive sex drive is real, also. You pick her upwards and take her to your location for some R&R, which of course stands for rack and relaxation. She whips away her large tits and tells you to pound her for all she’s worthy. And what is she worthy? The couple of bills you are throwing her to get in her snatch, of course. You bought it; you break it in, buddy. Use that snatch like it is a lease, because technically, it is.
